Plague: At the start of your turn, every enemy card catches a stack of Plague: 10 at the start of its turn for 2 turns, up to 3 stacks (30 a turn), and each new stack starts the count over. Thrash: the first time he drops to 40% health or less, he can attack up to 3 times a turn from then on.

“He wanted to be a Ninja, forced to be a pirate.”

Blood Oath: When it dies, every ally is healed to full and gets +10 attack.

“Althilos can activate 'Blood Oath', rising from the tomb to resurrect every fallen guildmate at full health. Every player who ever left Indigo hears the call and returns to the banner, bound in blood for eternity. Cooldown: 10 years in the ground.”

Blessing of Salvation: While on the board, your other cards have +10 armor. Now STFU about it.

“Cast Blessing of Salvation on the raid group so they'll STFU about it.”

Press 1 for Summon: When played, draw a card.

“When Beezl comes into play, press 1 for summon. "This dude is absolutely stoked he's not a Gnome any longer."”

Get Out of Acid Rain!!: Calls the mechanic, dies to it: when it dies, your cards get +10 attack and +10 health.

“You call out a mechanic for others to avoid, then immediately die to it. The raid gains +5 Vigor and +10 Morale. You lose 5 Clout for all eternity. “Get out of acid rain!!””

All My Homies Hate Mages: When played, deal 30 to every enemy Mage, and your Warlocks get +10 attack.

“When played all mages on the board instantly perish from the current match, as well as their cards are permanently destroyed for all future games. (All my homies hate mages) All warlocks in play instantly get a +100% aura buff to all spells and pet damage.”

Guardian Swipe: Whenever it survives an attack, deal 10 to every enemy card.

“Block any number of opponent's attacks during their attack phase. If this card survives swipe every opponent creature for 10 damage and fish up the amount of targets attacked. Can't be blocked, or interrupted.”

Big Bang, Big Boom, Big Baz: When played, the enemy can't understand Newfoundland: one of their cards attacks another of theirs.

“Confuses the raid with the foreign speech of Newfoundland. “Big Bang, Big Boom, Big Baz””

Ding!: When it attacks, 35% chance your other cards Ding: +10 attack and +10 health.

“When this card defeats 3 or more creatures in 1 turn, your other creatures each Ding, granting them +5 Health & +5 attack. If Seungri is in your hand, discard it for an additional Ding. "Bewst?!?!" - Seungri the AFK”

Level Casually™: When played, draw 2 cards. Totally casual.

“Playing this card allows you to draw 3 cards that must be played this turn or are discarded. "I'm going to level casually™"”

Ward: When played, gains a shield that stops the next hit. Ward: an enemy spell that targets one of your cards costs them 20 life.

“Ward—Sacrifice three nonland permanents. If a card you didn't control would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.”

Demoralized Tank: Whenever it survives an attack, heal it 30. Pulls aggro with Viewing Casual™.

“Demoralized tank. Use this card to block 100% of incoming damage of the next attack. If Viewing is in your hand, you pull aggro instead; heal 60% of damage taken, immediately play both Farsyde and Babebabes cards if in your hand and not in play.”

BoP During Lust: When played, a random ally gets a shield that stops the next hit.

“A fine balance of Dpsing the boss, BoPing people during lust and crying about mana.”

Mind Control: When played, mind controls the strongest enemy card with 30 health or less until the end of your turn: it fights for you, then goes home.

“If this card is in the active spot, You may choose one of your opponents benched cards and mind control them to the active spot. "Your friendly neighborhood Shadow Priest."”

Did You Think I'd Miss?: When played, destroy an enemy Rogue.

“Did you think I'd miss?”

It's Magic!: Half the damage it deals heals your team: your most hurt cards first, then you.

“Why shouldn't you heal from my damage? After all, it's magic!”

Defender of Blackrock: At the start of your turn, every enemy card takes 10, for as long as she stands.

“The defender of Blackrock Mountain. Every opponent burns until she's removed.”

Look At Me Now: Every time it survives a hit, +10 attack.

“I let that poison bleed through my veins... and look at me now. LOOK AT ME NOW!!!”

“Hah, Gladiator this.”

Ward: Can't be countered, and while it's out neither are your buffs and effects. Ward: an enemy spell that targets one of your cards costs them 20 life.

“Pfft Im not gonna need Innervate this time..”

Divine Shield: Flash: playing him doesn't use up your raider play for the turn. He enters with a Divine Shield that stops the next hit.

“Brother, you're not dying on my watch.”

Windfury Totem: While he's out, each attack by one of your melee cards has a 50% chance to let it attack once more that turn.

“Drop the totem. Chug the potion. Zug zug.”

Stormforged Arsenal: Whenever he attacks, he gets +10 attack and +10 health for good, and a Fire Elemental (30/30, Trample) joins in, ready to attack (one at a time). Double Strike and Trample. Ride or Die: with Babebabes on your board, during your turn he can't die and enemy effects can't single him out.

“Skyborne shaman. Every swing calls the storm down with him.”

Battlefield Bond: Lifelink: half the damage she deals heals your team. Whenever Farsyde attacks, she gets +20 attack this turn and heals 20. Whenever she damages the enemy player, Farsyde gets +10 attack and +10 health for good. Vigilance: she can attack from Defense mode.

“Skyborne hunter. Unbreakable loyalty.”

Soulbound: Your cards that die while he's out are Soulbound to him. Whenever he enters (played, or back from the graveyard), every card Soulbound to him rises with him at half health. Can't be banished: bounces, steals and destroy effects don't work on him.

“The Forever King keeps the roll of every soul in the guild. None of them get to leave.”

Vengeance: Whenever one of your cards is damaged or dies while he's out, you gain 1 Vengeance (up to 20). His ability spends it all on a card: an ally gets +10 attack and +10 health per point, an enemy loses 10 of each. With 10 or more, aim it at the enemy player instead: every enemy card and the player take 4 per point.

“Every hit on a guildmate goes in the ledger. Every ledger gets paid.”

Last Rites: When she's your only card and cards of yours died this turn (even on the enemy's turn), she gives herself up to bring the best of them back at full health. If that's a Druid, the next best comes back too, and so on.

“Last time the guild died, she was gone fishing. Never again.”

Snack Break: Unlimited fishing energy while snacking: at the start of your turn she heals herself 30. Her Death Stare is one cast, then she's out of mana. Choose wisely.

“Will get every reputation mount eventually. GG.”

Pet: Randy: When played, his pet Randy comes with him (15/40, 35% chance to Gore). While a Randy is on your board, Sazabe has +5 attack.

“Where Sazabe goes, Randy follows. Nobody asked Randy.”

Gore: Pet. When he attacks, 35% chance to Gore: the hit lands twice (a second hit as big as his attack, through armor).

“Sazabe's pet. He has a reputation.”

Diamond Flask: The first time he drops to 40% health, he pops a Diamond Flask: Regen 30% of his max health a turn for 2 turns. If he dies while it's running, the Rat Raid comes (a 20/30 Rat Raid joins your side).

“Died on the first pull of Naxx with full world buffs. Now he's back for revenge.”

Naxx Trinket: At the start of your turn, one or the other (a coin flip): heal your most hurt card 40, or shield another of your cards (stops its next hit). If he dies before his first turn comes round, he Holy Novas: every ally heals 20 and the Rat Raid comes.

“From another universe, one where he got the Naxx trinket.”

Rat Bomb: When played he explodes: every enemy card takes 20, and your other cards 10. For each of yours it kills, a Rat Raid takes its place. His ability does it again.

“Gets innervated, goes off again. Nobody is safe.”

Kamehameha: Spend all his Power (10 or more): the more he spends, the bigger the blast. Deals 11 at 10 Power, 56 at 40, 200 at 100 to an enemy card and half that to each card beside it. Can't be blocked: Taunt, Guard and intercepts can't step in, and armor doesn't reduce it.

Spirit Bomb: Once per game, instead of powering up: charge for 2 of your turns (no attacks or abilities, 50% less damage taken; a stun or silence breaks it). Then every enemy card and boss takes 120 and Goku leaves the game.

Super Saiyan: Power up (once a turn, and he can still act): spend 20 Power to become Super Saiyan Goku. His max health rises and the rise heals him. No Spirit Bomb after.

“Trained under ten times gravity for this raid.”

At least I have chicken: Charge. When he dies, a Battle Chicken (30 attack, 30 health) takes his slot.

“Alright chums, let's do this.”

Static: A card that attacks him has a 25% chance to be stunned for a turn.

“Pika pika!”

Hylian Shield: Every third turn, at the start of your turn he raises his shield: the next hit does nothing. Fairy in a Bottle: once a game he comes back at half health.

“It's dangerous to go alone.”

Energy Shield: He arrives shielded. If he took no damage since your last turn, the shield is back at the start of your turn.

“Wake me when you need me.”

You Shall Not Pass: In Defense mode: enemy spells and effects (not boss mechanics) can't hurt your player, and your Taunt tanks intercept 10% more. When he dies, he returns as Gandalf the White, at full health.

“A wizard is never late.”

Silver Sword: His attacks deal double damage to mobs and bosses.

“Wind's howling.”

Leviathan Axe: His attack comes back at the start of your next turn for half, on the same card. Spartan Rage: after he has taken 140 damage, his next attack deals double.

“Boy.”

Deflect: 20% chance an attack on him is turned back on its attacker.

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

The Forbidden One: When played, the five pieces of Exodia shuffle into your deck and you draw 2. All five in your hand at once: Exodia, Obliterate! Every enemy card is destroyed and your opponent takes 40% of their max life (once a game).

“It's time to duel!”

Heart of the Cards: When played, one of his four traps is set face down. When he's attacked and lives, half the time you draw a card.

“The Pharaoh believes in the heart of the cards.”

Rip and Tear: Each card he kills: +10 attack (up to +50), and a Glory Kill heals him 20.

“Rip and tear, until it is done.”

Bored: 50% chance he can't be bothered when told to attack.

“OK.”

Hylian Shield: Every other turn, at the start of your turn he raises his shield: the next hit does nothing. Fairy in a Bottle: once a game he comes back at half health.

“Shoot for the eye.”

Hylian Shield: Every third turn, at the start of your turn he raises his shield: the next hit does nothing. He attacks from Defense mode too. Fairy in a Bottle: once a game he comes back at full health.

“The Hero of Time, grown up.”

Static: A card that attacks him has a 35% chance to be stunned for a turn.

“PIKAAAA-CHUUUU!”

You Shall Not Pass: In Defense mode: enemy spells and effects can't hurt your player, boss mechanics hit your player for half, and your Taunt tanks intercept 20% more. The White Rider: once a game he comes back at half health.

“I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.”

Blades of Chaos: His attacks also hit the cards beside the target for 15%. Leviathan Axe: his attack comes back at the start of your next turn for half, on the same card. Spartan Rage: after he has taken 140 damage, his next attack deals double.

“The chains never left.”

Spartan Rage: After he has taken 90 damage, his next attack deals double. Blades of Chaos: his attacks also hit the cards beside the target for 15%. Leviathan Axe: his attack comes back at the start of your next turn for half, on the same card.

“Do not be sorry. Be better.”

Bored: 42% chance he can't be bothered when told to attack.

“Serious series.”

Deflect: 30% chance an attack on him is turned back on its attacker.

“The circle is now complete.”

Squad Tactics: Its blaster misses 25% of shots. +5 attack to each of your other troopers. Vader's Fist: with Darth Vader on your side, it never misses and gets +10 attack.

“Move along. Move along.”

Encrypted Comms: Never misses. When it falls, the enemy's strongest card is marked (it takes 30% more for 2 turns) and your other troopers get +10 attack.

“The Empire's finest.”

Red Guard: It still attacks from Defense mode, and its heavy blaster also hits the cards beside the target for 30%. Vader's Fist: with Darth Vader on your side, +10 attack.

“For the Sith.”

Jedi Arts: Force Leap: enters in Stealth and can attack the turn he's played. Lightsaber: his attacks ignore armor. Saber Deflect: 15% chance an attack on him is turned back on the attacker.

“Not all who wander are lost. Some are just in Stealth.”

Jedi Arts: Force Leap: enters in Stealth and can attack the turn he's played. Lightsaber: his attacks ignore armor. Saber Deflect: 15% chance an attack on him is turned back on the attacker.

“Not all who wander are lost. Some are just in Stealth.”

Black Blood: Silver Sword: his attacks deal double damage to mobs and bosses. Black Blood: anything that hits him takes 15 back.

“Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling... makes no difference.”

Overshield: He arrives shielded, and his shield is back at the start of each of your turns, hit or not.

“Finishing this fight.”

Berserk: Each card he kills gives him +15 attack (up to +60), and a Glory Kill heals him 30.

“They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you... you will be worse.”

Blind Dark: He fights in the dark: attacks at him miss three times as often. His attacks leave Curse of Agony (10 a turn, growing, for 3 turns), and one in four Fears the target: it can't act next turn.

“You don't need eyes to see fear.”

Elf Swordsman: Whenever it attacks, +10 attack for good.

“An elf warrior who never lowers his blade.”

Shock: When played, 10 to a random enemy card.

“Small, green, and full of lightning.”

Shield Wall: When played, a shield on itself.

“Small but brave. Very brave. Mostly brave.”

Moon Howl: When played, your other cards get +10 attack.

“The moon is up. So is the pack.”

Prayer: At the start of your turn, heal yourself 10.

“Her prayer is a wall of light.”

Stone Wall: When played, +10 armor for good.

“It does not move. It does not need to.”

Dragon Flame: When played, 10 to each enemy card.

“A wicked dragon that flies on dark wings.”

Spiral Charge: Can attack the turn it is played.

“A knight whose steed outruns the wind.”

Lightning Strike: When played, 30 to the strongest enemy card.

“A fiend with lightning in its bones.”

Dark Burning Attack: When played, 30 to a random enemy card.

“She learned from the best.”

Dark Magic Attack: Whenever it attacks, 20 to a random enemy card.

“The ultimate wizard in terms of attack and defense.”

Black Luster Ritual: When played, your weakest other card is given up, and the strongest enemy card is destroyed.

“Summoned by ritual. Ends things by sword.”

Thunder Force: When played, 10 to each enemy card for every card in your hand (up to 60).

“Its power is your hand.”

Fist of Fate: When played, the strongest enemy card is destroyed.

“The god of the fist. Nothing stands up twice.”

Blaze Cannon: When played, 20 to each enemy card and 20 to your opponent.

“The sun given wings.”

Harvest of Heads: When played, every enemy card takes 20 and is Weakened for a turn.

“He was crowned at midnight. The field has been harvesting ever since.”

Lantern Fire: At the start of your turn, their strongest card Burns: 20 a turn, 2 turns.

“Every candle lit tonight is one of its scales.”

Brew of the Patch: While she's out, your other Hallow's Eve cards have +10 health. At the start of your turn, a Gourdling joins you (2 at most).

“Every pumpkin in the patch is one of her children. Every one of them is hungry.”

Unmasking: When played, he takes a random card from the enemy's hand. Any enemy card that attacks him is Weakened for a turn.

“Everyone wears a mask to his ball. He's the only one who never takes it off.”

The Unburied Court: The first time he drops low, his strongest fallen card rises at half health. The Dead Throne powers him up instead of costing him health.

“He ruled a kingdom of the living once. He prefers this one. Nobody leaves.”

Wail of the Bride: When played, their strongest card is Stunned for a turn.

“She still waits at the altar. Don't keep her waiting.”

Murder of Crows: When an enemy card's attack hits it, its crows hit a random enemy card for 10.

“The farmers built it to scare the crows. Now the crows serve it.”